Working at Dunder-Mifflin...

Ok, I don't actually work at Dunder-Mifflin.  But I'm on their mailing list all the same.  A bit from last months newsletter:

Mad ups to our very own accountant Oscar Martinez, who thwarted an attempted mugging last Friday!  The incident occurred around nine pm near the woods on the outskirts of Crowley Park.  Oscar was parked in his car with an unidentified male companion when a female jogger was accosted.  With the same eagle eyes he uses to spot clerical errors in our expense reports, Oscar saw what was happening, bolted from his car and scared the would-be assailant off.

In typical hero fashion, Oscar didn’t even want to discuss his bravery.  Said Oscar, “What I do on the weekends is nobody’s business.”  He’s Mr. Modest, and hey -- that’s why we love him!

It should be noted that this only came to light because volunteer sheriff Dwight Schrute had been astutely monitoring his police scanner at the time.  Mr. Schrute also placed sixth out of fifteen in the Lackawanna County Volunteer Sheriff Pistol Target Competition last weekend, so congratulations to him as well.

Oh yeah, and Dwight's got a blog...