Use the Schwarz, Luke...

This is just too damn funny.

What's worse is that when i was about 12 years old, i would have thought it
the coolest thing since the Transformers picked up and moved back to
Cybertron and they killed off that wussy Duke on GI Joe, leaving
Scarlet free for the taking...

Man, its no wonder i didn't have many friends growing up.

ok, i'm going to go mourn my lost youth now...